July 2012
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areyoutryingtodeduceme:
cloysterbell:
Sometimes I catch myself crying over fanfiction about two fictional characters at 3:37 in the morning and I start to wonder where my life went horribly wrong.
Sorry, you spelled ‘right’ incorrectly.
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when my followers message me: I'm sorry if this is creepy and we haven't talked before, but I think you're awesome! god this is weird I'm sorry.
when I message them back: SCREAMS AND CRIES INTO YOUR SHIRT GOD BLESS YOUR SOUL I HOPE YOU FIND $20 ON THE GROUND
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WIL WHEATON dot TUMBLR: Mitt Romney calls for... →
inothernews:
“We have to make sure that people who want to keep their current insurance will be able to do so.”
“We also have to assure that we do our very best to help each state in their effort to assure (sic) that every American has access to affordable healthcare.”
“We’ve gotta make…
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June 2012
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autumnalequinox:
girl you are fifty shades of cray
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primisthebomb:
and this is where I put all my ships
For what it’s worth: it’s never too late or, in my case, too early to be whoever...
– Benjamin Button (via livingdistance)
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no one ever: i'm going to see Magic Mike for the amazing storyline.
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baggins0fbagend:
I saw Magic Mike tonight with my sister. That movie had WAY too much plot. Besides that it was really good.
It definitely coulda used some more of this.
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meiazworldbabe:
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Me: Omg why am I still single? I need a boyfriend!
Friend: Well, you know, good things come to those who wait.
Me: I DID MY WAITING! TWELVE YEARS OF IT! IN AZKABAN!!!
Friend:
Friend:
Friend: THAT. That is why you're single.
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Everything is a self-portrait. A diary. Your whole drug history’s in a strand of...
– Chuck Palahniuk (via s-pos)
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okaysizedbangtheory:
jellyfish are 97% water and 3% asshole